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"Eww... People" Hoodie – The Ultimate Cozy Shield Against Social Overload

"Eww... People" Hoodie – The Ultimate Cozy Shield Against Social Overload

Regular price $42.00 USD
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Tired of small talk, crowded spaces, and awkward interactions? Say it loud (without saying a word) with our "Eww... People" Hoodie! 


Perfect for introverts, social minimalists, and anyone who loves a dash of humor with their personal space, this classic Gildan® pullover is equal parts cozy and sassy.


Crafted with high-quality cotton and polyester blend, this hoodie offers unbeatable comfort, softness, and warmth. The bold yet simple phrase "Eww... People" printed on the front is the ultimate declaration of your vibe—sarcastic, playful, and unapologetically real. Its timeless design and relaxed fit make it a wardrobe staple, whether you’re staying in or braving the outside world.


Pair it with jeans for an effortless streetwear look, or throw it on over your favorite pajamas for a lazy day at home. This hoodie isn’t just clothing—it’s a mood, a statement, and your new go-to armor for handling life's social demands.


Get yours today and reclaim your personal space in style. Warning: May attract like-minded introverts who totally get it!

  • A heavy blend hoodie. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
  • Features a double-lined hood with matching drawstring.
  • The fabric's air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling.
  • Includes a front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.


Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 68.6 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 84 86
B) Width (cm) 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152.4 162 172
B) Half Chest (cm) 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76.2 81 86
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85.1 87.6 90.2 92.7 95.3 97.8 100 103


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33.1 33.9
B) Width (inches) 40 44 48 52 56 60 63.8 67.7
B) Half Chest (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 31.9 33.9
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.4 40.6


Care Instructions

General The Gildan hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice.
Wash Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.


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