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Goldfish Humor T-Shirt | Pet Owner Statistics with a Splash of Wit

Goldfish Humor T-Shirt | Pet Owner Statistics with a Splash of Wit

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Looking for a shirt that’s as clever as your sense of humor? Our "Pet Owner Statistics" Classic Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt is here to make a splash! Crafted from premium Gildan® 64000 fabric, this tee combines comfort, durability, and a quirky goldfish punchline that’s guaranteed to reel in the laughs.


Perfect for pet lovers, data enthusiasts, or anyone with a love for sharp wit, this shirt turns a playful joke about pet ownership statistics into wearable humor. Whether you’re heading out for a casual hangout, walking your dog (or goldfish?), or lounging at home, this tee is a conversation starter that shows off your fun-loving personality.


With its relaxed fit and soft cotton blend, the Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt is designed for all-day comfort and unisex appeal. It pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or your favorite comfy sweats. The vibrant, high-quality print ensures your goldfish punchline remains the star of the show, wash after wash.


Bring some lighthearted humor to your wardrobe or gift it to a fellow pet enthusiast who appreciates a good laugh. Add this hilarious yet meaningful tee to your cart and let the world know you’re swimming against the tide with style!


This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel.

  • Offers a seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density.
  • Tubular fit to minimize torque.
  • Available in a wide range of colors.


Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
A) Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81 85
B) Width (cm) 92 102 112 122 132 142
B) Half Chest (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33.5
B) Width (inches) 36.2 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9
B) Half Chest (inches) 18.1 20.1 22 24 26 28


Care Instructions

General A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice.
Wash The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.
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