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Keep Calm and Sarcasm On – Classic Crewneck Tee
Keep Calm and Sarcasm On – Classic Crewneck Tee
Say it loud, say it proud: “Sarcasm – Because You Can’t Hit People” is the anthem of our time, and now it’s the star of your wardrobe. Crafted with care using the premium Crewneck T-shirt, this tee combines comfort, durability, and a dash of cutting-edge wit. Perfect for anyone with a sharp tongue and a soft spot for humor, this is more than a T-shirt—it’s a declaration of who you are.
The Keep Calm and Sarcasm On tee is as comfortable as it is clever. The classic fit ensures it pairs perfectly with jeans, shorts, or sweats for a casual, no-nonsense vibe. The bold text design is printed with high-quality inks for a vibrant, long-lasting finish that holds up to all your sarcastic adventures.
This is more than just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle. Wear it to work (if you dare), out with friends, or lounging at home, and let your tee do the talking when you don’t have the energy to explain yourself. It’s also the perfect gift for that snarky friend who always keeps you laughing.
Upgrade your wardrobe and let your sarcasm shine. Add the Keep Calm and Sarcasm On – Classic Crewneck Tee to your cart now and wear your wit proudly!
This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel.
- Offers a seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density.
- Includes a tear-away label.
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in comfort and wearability, making it a top choice for everyday wear. |
Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |