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"Pet Owner Statistics" Hoodie | Pet Humor for Animal Lovers
"Pet Owner Statistics" Hoodie | Pet Humor for Animal Lovers
Dive into humor with our "Pet Owner Statistics" Classic Pullover Hoodie! Featuring a clever graphic joke with a hilarious goldfish punchline, this hoodie is perfect for pet lovers who appreciate a good laugh. Whether you're a goldfish enthusiast or simply someone who loves lighthearted humor, this hoodie is a conversation starter that guarantees smiles.
Crafted from the classic Gildan® material, this unisex hoodie offers unbeatable comfort and durability. The soft cotton-polyester blend and fleece lining make it perfect for cozying up on cool days, while the adjustable drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket add functional flair.
The witty design combines a clean, eye-catching layout with a relatable pet-themed joke that’s sure to resonate with animal lovers of all kinds. It’s perfect for casual outings, lounging at home, or as a gift for anyone who loves to find the funny side of pet ownership.
Available in a variety of sizes and colors, the "Pet Owner Statistics" Hoodie is the ideal blend of humor, comfort, and style. Add this quirky piece to your wardrobe or gift it to your favorite pet-loving friend. After all, who doesn’t need a little goldfish humor to brighten their day?
- A heavy blend hoodie. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Features a double-lined hood with matching drawstring.
- The fabric's air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling.
- Includes a front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
B) Width (cm) | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162 | 172 |
B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
B) Width (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.8 | 67.7 |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care Instructions
General | The Gildan hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice. |
Wash | Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |