Some things in life just don’t deserve your energy, and our Zero Poops Given – Sarcastic Unisex T-Shirt lets the world know exactly where you stand—loud, proud, and effortlessly witty.
Made from the ultra-soft and breathable Gildan Classic Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt, this tee is as comfortable as it is hilarious. Its lightweight yet durable fabric ensures all-day wearability, whether you're out and about, lounging at home, or serving up sarcasm like a pro. With a classic fit and a design that flatters all body types, this shirt is perfect for those who embrace humor with a side of attitude.
The bold and cheeky statement “Don’t Give a Poop” (complete with a clever little poop emoji) delivers the perfect dose of sarcasm while keeping things lighthearted and fun. Ideal for those who enjoy playful banter, this tee is a must-have for anyone with a sharp wit and a zero-tolerance policy for nonsense.
Great as a conversation starter, an icebreaker, or simply a way to express your carefree mindset, this shirt makes an excellent gift for friends, coworkers, or family members who appreciate a good laugh. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or leggings for a relaxed look that speaks volumes.
Ready to wear your sarcasm on your sleeve? Get your Zero Poops Given tee today and let the world know exactly how much (or how little) you care!
This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel.
- Offers a seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density.
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
- Available in a wide range of colors.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| A) Length (cm) |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
85 |
| B) Width (cm) |
92 |
102 |
112 |
122 |
132 |
142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) |
46 |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
28 |
29.1 |
29.9 |
31.1 |
31.9 |
33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) |
36.2 |
40.2 |
44.1 |
48 |
52 |
55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
18.1 |
20.1 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Care Instructions
| General |
A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in wearability. |
| Wash |
The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry |
Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store |
Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
