Unleash your sarcastic side with our Zombies Eat Brains – You're Safe! Classic Crewneck Tee, designed for those who live for wit and a little undead humor. Made from ultra-soft, lightweight cotton, this tee combines comfort and personality in one irresistible package. Whether you're surviving a zombie apocalypse or just another Monday, this shirt sends the perfect sarcastic message loud and clear.
With a relaxed fit and a durable design, this crewneck tee is ideal for anyone who appreciates a little dark humor and a lot of comfort. The clean, minimalist text features bold lettering for a statement that’s as timeless as it is biting: “Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.” Wear it to casual outings, game nights, or zombie-themed events—it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.
Available in a variety of classic colors, this T-shirt is as versatile as it is hilarious. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or even layer it under a jacket for a look that’s effortlessly cool. It’s also a great gift for the sarcasm connoisseur in your life!
Get ready to turn heads, raise eyebrows, and maybe even survive a zombie invasion (probably not). Add a dash of humor to your wardrobe today with the Zombies Eat Brains Classic Crewneck Tee!
This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel.
Offers a seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density
Includes a tear-away label.
Tubular fit to minimize torque.
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (cm)
71
74
76
79
81
85
B) Width (cm)
92
102
112
122
132
142
B) Half Chest (cm)
46
51
56
61
66
71
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29.1
29.9
31.1
31.9
33.5
B) Width (inches)
36.2
40.2
44.1
48
52
55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)
18.1
20.1
22
24
26
28
Care Instructions
General
A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in comfortability and wearability.
Wash
The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry
Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store
Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.
